I finally took the plunge and posted two zines on my Ko-fi Shop! I’ve been meaning to make these available at some point, and one of them is a brand spanking new adaptation of “Aloe Gerald,” which you may have read on this blog. The other is my beloved “Penpocalypse,” updated and ready to fly to whomever needs a reason to donate those extra pens in your house. I promise, it’ll be better in the end if you do.
Penpocalypse Mini-Zine
Ever wondered why you shouldn’t hoard unused pens? You’re about to find out! This mini-zine contains my horror flash fiction story “Penpocalypse,” about precisely what happens when you don’t get rid of those extra pens. If you’ve got this zine: you’ve been warned. This is a mini-zine with a fold-out center page, mailed by good ol’ USPS in a standard envelope.
(Currently USA-only (but hopefully not forever!).)
You can find “Penpocalypse” here: https://ko-fi.com/s/d8d5bbe8ee
Aloe Gerald Zine
The dating scene has never been worse, so is it any surprise when Christina’s friend Alice decides to marry a houseplant? Unfortunately, toxic masculinity seems to be in the water… This foul-mouthed, 8-page quarter-sized zine contains my flash fiction story “Aloe Gerald,” and features a variety of smexy plant men, in case you’re on the prowl. Cozy up with outdoorsy “Frank” Fern, let “Hank” Hosta take you out on the town, or simply admire “Phil” Philodendron’s legs or vines—but be careful! Not all plant men are catches!
***NOTE: This zine contains foul-language. Not for the weeping willows or fainting ferns among us.***
This is a stapled, 8-page quarter-size zine, mailed by good ol’ USPS in a standard envelope. Currently USA-only (but hopefully not forever!).
You can find “Aloe Gerald” here: https://ko-fi.com/s/ec5fa78d94
In other news, I am alive! Took a little blog break after finishing up the Summer Flash series, but I’m looking forward to getting back to regular updates and sharing the things I’m reading/watching/enjoying, which hopefully you will, too!